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dennised 

To be on the receiving end of a mistake or error. Said mistakes are usually made by someone named Dennis.
"Susan got Dennised the other day. She ordered a shirt online and spoke to a sales rep named Dennis. The shirt he sent her was five sizes too big!"
dennised by BasketKace May 11, 2018
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A dennise is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a dennise as a friend, keep her, because losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Dennise's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, dennise is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a dennise, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.
I can't live without my Dennise.
To have a Dennise is to live happy.
Dennise by HungVannnngo August 17, 2021
Omg Dennise is such a girl boss.
dennise by unicornshitlover May 25, 2021
the infinite beauty both inside and out . Dennise is someone you can always count on and even though she may have her flaws her triumphs are unbelievable . You always want Dennise on your side . Dennise is down for anything, All Day Every Day .
Man, they are lucky . I wish I had a Dennise .
Dennise by liv . January 19, 2009

Breathable Dennises 

an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.
John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said
Breathable Dennises by newtbludger February 13, 2018
v. The act of palming someones face with the intent to kill
"Man Amanda just denised the shit out out of Steph" "Why is that girl bleeding?... Oh... she just got Denised"
Denised by Alex Marton January 11, 2009

Totally Denised 

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.
Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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