demwit
Demwits want governments to stop the oil pipelines yet fix the economy at the same time. That's as demwitted as wanting to feed your cat with only vegetables.
demwit by Iateallthepizzainlondon October 27, 2003
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dimwitted lazy dunce
A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
dimwitted lazy dunce by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011
demoitis
What happens when you listen to one version of something so much that when it’s properly recorded it’s difficult to accept.
(Source: http://www.matthewgood.org/2009/02/this-and-that/)
(Source: http://www.matthewgood.org/2009/02/this-and-that/)
Steve: "I've been listening to the demo version of that song for months -- and now that I've heard the finalized recording ... it just doesn't sound right at all."
Matt: "Sounds like you've got a case of demoitis"
Matt: "Sounds like you've got a case of demoitis"
demoitis by [matt good] February 17, 2009
demitra
a demitra is a girl that will make your heart melt every time you're with her. they they are the cutest, the sweetest, and the most adorable girls you could ever meet. they have the brightest smiles, the cutest laughs, and the best personalities. she will always be the girl you can't stop thinking about. she'll love you for who you are no matter what. you will never be able to get enough kisses from her. a demitra will make you happy even on your worst days. they know how to make you smile even when you're sad. if you don't have a demitra, then you will never know the real feeling of happiness.
demitra by cameron r. November 29, 2012
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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