demwit
Demwits want governments to stop the oil pipelines yet fix the economy at the same time. That's as demwitted as wanting to feed your cat with only vegetables.
demwit by Iateallthepizzainlondon October 27, 2003
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dimwitted lazy dunce
A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
dimwitted lazy dunce by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011
demoitis
What happens when you listen to one version of something so much that when it’s properly recorded it’s difficult to accept.
(Source: http://www.matthewgood.org/2009/02/this-and-that/)
(Source: http://www.matthewgood.org/2009/02/this-and-that/)
Steve: "I've been listening to the demo version of that song for months -- and now that I've heard the finalized recording ... it just doesn't sound right at all."
Matt: "Sounds like you've got a case of demoitis"
Matt: "Sounds like you've got a case of demoitis"
demoitis by [matt good] February 17, 2009
demitra
a demitra is a girl that will make your heart melt every time you're with her. they they are the cutest, the sweetest, and the most adorable girls you could ever meet. they have the brightest smiles, the cutest laughs, and the best personalities. she will always be the girl you can't stop thinking about. she'll love you for who you are no matter what. you will never be able to get enough kisses from her. a demitra will make you happy even on your worst days. they know how to make you smile even when you're sad. if you don't have a demitra, then you will never know the real feeling of happiness.
demitra by cameron r. November 29, 2012
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