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emopocalypse 

The day when all Emos will be slaughtered by Emo Haters and the Emo species will be wiped from the planet.
Brooks:I got spit on by one of those Emo Haters!
Sarah:Oh no! The Emopocalypse is about to occur!
Brooks:Emopocalypse?
Sarah:Yeah! The Emo Haters are plotting to ruthlessly destroy our entire clique!
Brooks:Noooo! We must go before all the Emo Haters kill us!
Sarah:Let's warn the other Emos!
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ecopocalypse 

(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.
Repent! For the ecopocalypse is upon us in 10 years.... and it'll always be upon us in 10 years.
ecopocalypse by The Cabal December 15, 2012

Mopocalypse 

A slew of funny and/or poor taste motivational/demotivational posters (mopo) relating to a significant series of related, and often disasterous, events.
Mopos about a nation being hit by devastating floods, bushfires, oilspills, hatred & violence, satan worshippers, earthquakes, famine (such as an icecream sundae substituted with shit), vermin and other apocalyptic-omen-like events. Collectively the individual Mopos are a Mopocalypse.

Econocalypse 

The end-of-the-world scenario portrayed in the media, caused by the global economic downturn.
It looks like the econocalypse is coming...

Epocalypse

the stage in which all the Internet developments and activities will come to an end and the Internet age will be supplanted by some other form of IT.
Will the Epocalypse ever come? It's a tricky question.
Epocalypse by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012

demopocalypse 

An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?

Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
demopocalypse by Satanclaus June 29, 2011

Eddpocalypse

Edpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.
Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.
Eddpocalypse by Count Noosula June 18, 2023