A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's
money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the
Finn parties and
chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they
will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their
Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You
may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the
hell outta there or live there forever. But
hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.