Deli Ham

A hot chick that is always DTF.

Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.

Deli Ham by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

deli ham by fruity booty November 27, 2007

A bag a deli ham 

A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.

Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.

Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!

What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.

A bag a deli ham by Brovert December 14, 2012

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham 

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham by meatier slab September 30, 2023

Deli leg ham 

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

Deli leg ham by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

the deli hammer

fisting using mayonaise as the primary lubricant

the deli hammer gave me this ecoli infection

the deli hammer by oscar meyer69 November 27, 2010