delefating

The act of sneezing in a girls vagina while she is on her period.

"Oh my God" said Ashley. "What"? asked Ali. "Well i was laying in bed last night and I cought Robbie delefating in my twat". Ali "Wow"

by Lola B August 17, 2006

deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

defecating

Taking a big Shit.....oh Yeah!!!

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.

by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.

Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.

by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012

delofting

Having sex on a college campus, especially in a dorm room. Derived from the practice of lofting, or elevating, a bed in a dorm.

"I'll be delofting her bed tonight."
"Don't forget to wear a condom."

by Hoyme December 6, 2010