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A suspect of strange variety. often bald. knows karate. usually can be found with large birds of prey.
Watch out for that desando rookie. He waffle stomps brown children down his shower with karate.
desando by the dooki flipper July 8, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
a term used when things go wrong, particularly in the world of IT/networks.
to pull a "de sando"
"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"
de sando by joker10001 January 20, 2010
Related Words

DesandNate 

Is a Comedy Channel on YouTube created by Destrey Moore and Nathan Owens(Napalm), their videos are named IDEK (I dont even know) and Nathan Napalm (1,2 etc)
DesandNate
DesandNate by A7Xfan February 28, 2009

Desandeese 

A language spoken by speds and hard to understand. It is most evident in Emails and chat rooms. Some characteristics are mispellings and improper grammar.
Damn, I Know Jahmaul went to English High, but he's fluent in Desandeese.

austin desanto 

A wrestler in iowa university. creator of cartwheel kimura .
Did you see austin desanto picking lizak up?
austin desanto by Thailenaa April 11, 2019

Demandosaurus

Someone who demands attention or always needs help doing everything in Dinosaur-like proportions
"Bitch massage my feet, then take out the trash, clean the litter box, knit me hat, stand in the line at the dmv and I'll wait in the car until our number is called so I dont have to see the worst cases of people of walmart and some McNuggets."

"Fuck you, you evil Demandosaurus"
Demandosaurus by NOneckHOBO January 9, 2010
Someone who likes to bark out orders like a military officer.

combination of demanding and commando
My boss was being a complete demando about getting my report done.
Demando by rendez October 14, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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