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dehydrado 

I'm so dehydrado from drinking at the Husker game all day.
dehydrado by johnutah82 June 8, 2009
The figurative bad guy who constantly dries your body out as you sleep after a night of heavy drinking, causing you to wake up every half hour or so feeling like you're stranded in the middle of the desert. You chug as much water (or any available liquid that's hopefully not more booze) as you can, and go back to sleep, and soon wake up gasping for more water and needing to urinate as well. This is because Dehydro is much better at drying you out than the water is at rehydrating you.

If you are so drunk that you manage to sleep through the night, Dehydro teams up with the toxins in your blood stream to give you a hangover worse than death.
Dehydro was a real bastard last night. I hardly got any sleep at all.
Dehydro by teemo1 December 2, 2010

dehydrotoxicationated 

1. the state of which your body is in after way to much alcohol consumption,
2. the point of the night you begin to realise you may have too much blood in your alcohol system.
3.the feeling of being completely full to your eye balls with liquid but desperately need to guzzle down a pint of water to "maintain a level-head", and leaves you for days having to servive on liquid lunch"!
the morning after when your tongue feels like you've been eating sand and tastes like you may have fallen asleep with ur head in the only bog that wouldnt flush (after blowing chunks).
E.G. "DUDE I DRANK SO MUCH LAST NIGHT I THINK IM LIKE DEHYDROTOXICATIONATED!!!!
dehydrotoxicationated by Beddoes887 November 6, 2009

dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.
Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.
dehydration by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated 

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you
(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!
dehydrated by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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