Old washed up prostitute with a botched plastic surgury .fake tits with googly nipples that face opposite directions. an ugly botched witch nose witch bitch snitch bitch who enjoys to get drunk piss her pants and act like a trashy whore who doesent even relized she pissed herself .in spanish they call her chismosa .rachet who sucks and fucks for doller burgers , beer and crack cocaine . she looks and sounds like a transvestite and most likley is.
Stop being ratchet at the club your pulling an anna laura de hoyos .
Girl you must be sick cuz you sound like a man you sound like anna laura dehoyos.
One of the sweetest friends to have she os kind and can seem shy but really shes funny and makes everyone around her happier shes always open to trying new things and she really agreeable. But even though shes awesome at everything she tries shes not always confident in herself. She works hard for everything and it shows if your reading this maya youre and awesome friend luv ya ♡︎
Sexy and eye catching. will talk your ear off and laugh even when the joke isnt funny. Good for the heart and soul. Down for what ever if your your down cor what ever. Loyal and honest a true friend indeed. A lawyer that will win even if there isnt anything to win. She might tell you "she has to sit on her feet to get to your level." Oh ya like that..
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.