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he is just a 6’1 stud who will still your bitch any day of the week there really ain’t no one like a dehoyos
fuck hide your girl a dehoyos is coming
Dehoyos by halfassss January 28, 2019
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Anna laura dehoyos 

Old washed up prostitute with a botched plastic surgury .fake tits with googly nipples that face opposite directions. an ugly botched witch nose witch bitch snitch bitch who enjoys to get drunk piss her pants and act like a trashy whore who doesent even relized she pissed herself .in spanish they call her chismosa .rachet who sucks and fucks for doller burgers , beer and crack cocaine . she looks and sounds like a transvestite and most likley is.
Stop being ratchet at the club your pulling an anna laura de hoyos .

Girl you must be sick cuz you sound like a man you sound like anna laura dehoyos.
Anna laura dehoyos by Mrs Bossbitch October 27, 2017

Maya dehoyos 

One of the sweetest friends to have she os kind and can seem shy but really shes funny and makes everyone around her happier shes always open to trying new things and she really agreeable. But even though shes awesome at everything she tries shes not always confident in herself. She works hard for everything and it shows if your reading this maya youre and awesome friend luv ya ♡︎
Maya dehoyos is soo good at everything

Monica dehoyos

Sexy and eye catching. will talk your ear off and laugh even when the joke isnt funny. Good for the heart and soul. Down for what ever if your your down cor what ever. Loyal and honest a true friend indeed. A lawyer that will win even if there isnt anything to win. She might tell you "she has to sit on her feet to get to your level." Oh ya like that..
Monica dehoyos is a sexy women .
Monica dehoyos by Avilynn November 29, 2021

Alex DeHoyos 

Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.
I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!
Alex DeHoyos by Alex DeHoyos October 1, 2022

Alex DeHoyos 

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.
"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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