he is just a 6’1 stud who will still your bitch any day of the week there really ain’t no one like a dehoyos
fuck hide your girl a dehoyos is coming
by halfassss January 29, 2019
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Old washed up prostitute with a botched plastic surgury .fake tits with googly nipples that face opposite directions. an ugly botched witch nose witch bitch snitch bitch who enjoys to get drunk piss her pants and act like a trashy whore who doesent even relized she pissed herself .in spanish they call her chismosa .rachet who sucks and fucks for doller burgers , beer and crack cocaine . she looks and sounds like a transvestite and most likley is.
Stop being ratchet at the club your pulling an anna laura de hoyos .

Girl you must be sick cuz you sound like a man you sound like anna laura dehoyos.
by Mrs Bossbitch October 27, 2017
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Sexy and eye catching. will talk your ear off and laugh even when the joke isnt funny. Good for the heart and soul. Down for what ever if your your down cor what ever. Loyal and honest a true friend indeed. A lawyer that will win even if there isnt anything to win. She might tell you "she has to sit on her feet to get to your level." Oh ya like that..
Monica dehoyos is a sexy women .
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Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.
"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"
by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022
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Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.
I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!
by Alex DeHoyos October 2, 2022
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One of the sweetest friends to have she os kind and can seem shy but really shes funny and makes everyone around her happier shes always open to trying new things and she really agreeable. But even though shes awesome at everything she tries shes not always confident in herself. She works hard for everything and it shows if your reading this maya youre and awesome friend luv ya ♡︎
Maya dehoyos is soo good at everything
by Ramandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ July 10, 2020
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