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Deportation Buddy

Someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when Trump gets into office.
Aye, I need a deportation buddy. I'll bring tacos if you'll bring coke.

Self deportation 

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.
Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.
Self deportation by Suxbawlz February 14, 2012

self-deportation 

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
self-deportation by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012

demortalix 

-a male asian gamer whos birthday is at September 3 2001
-loves card games and food
-kinda nerdy and emo
-loves black shirts and hates vegans
"Holy shit its that asian kid DEMORTALIX man he sucks"
demortalix by DEMORTALIX June 15, 2020

Deportapult 

What they need to use to send illegal aliens back into their own countries instead of ruining other nations and forcing you to learn their language instead of them using yours...in a country they decided to "move" to.

As seen here: /watch?v=fSpWkm55690
So many illegal immigrants from Mexico. What's the best way to deal with this problem?

Use a deportapult to get them over the border wall. Problem solved!

Deportado 

Someone who is chingón on both sides of the border.
Llegan muchos deportados al aeropuerto de la Ciudad de México. Los mandan de Texas y Nuevo México
Deportado by tallerNuevoNorte January 18, 2018