Disappointing selfie. A picture that was taken during a night out where you looked stunning however in the morning it turned out to be a a disaster.
- Julia, we took so many nice pictures yesterday night, remember? Can you send them to me?
- Let me see. Omg...Gabriela, we look terrifying
- Defie, again!?? Another night full of defies....
- Let me see. Omg...Gabriela, we look terrifying
- Defie, again!?? Another night full of defies....
by gilil June 15, 2020
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He is also fameous for killing sus among drip
He is also fameous for killing sus among drip
by Susmaks March 4, 2021
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(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
by gingyman January 9, 2010
Get the Faux Defecation mug.Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.
by Gamer487 December 3, 2019
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1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders
Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders
1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders
Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders
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"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."
by Al Rossi February 18, 2007
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