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Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy
Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

ground defects 

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well
My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!
ground defects by P Holiday September 12, 2011

just deserts 

That which is justly deserved. Can refer to either a punishment (more common usage) or a reward.

Pronounced like 'desserts', the sweet course at the end of a meal, but spelled like an arid land mass, e.g. 'The Sahara and Gobi deserts are big, hot, and dry'.
'After cheating on him for years, she finally received her just deserts when presented with the divorce papers.'

'Ever patient and persistent in her struggle against the suppression of her people, she eventually got her just deserts in the form of a Nobel prize for peace.'
just deserts by pepelemoko December 12, 2007

Deferest 

Yo son them shoes is ill bro, but mines the deferest.
Deferest by Def Star May 19, 2005

French Military defeats 

we lost again.... no we surrendered again...o...damn

desertspoon 

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)
Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!
desertspoon by TheBeast April 5, 2005