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Most definitely never, ever EVER going to happen.
Your good friend: "You and that girl are cute together!"
You: "Def-not."
def-not by Logan Hahn February 14, 2009

pos not def 

Girl: Are you gonna sleep with Matt tonight?
Girl 2: Pos not def
pos not def by cmoll9 May 25, 2011
a crackhead meme page o n insta who is a despreate simp.
hey do you follow defnotw??

yes his posts are sooo good

stop fucking lying
defnotw by iforgo July 17, 2021

defnotadwtstan 

the best person on earth and also #1 sapnap and punz stan
person 1: omg did you see what defnotadwtstan posted??
person 2: not yet, can you show me please!?
defnotadwtstan by sapnapstan December 22, 2021

defnotjannetsspamlol 

The loveliest, prettiest, and funniest person alive istg
Hey, do you know ‘defnotjannetsspamlol’?
Omg, yes!!! I love her sm!! Her content is so cute and relatable

defnotafamilyshow27

the hottest fanpage on tik tok. literally the loml.
𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐬: yo defnotafamilyshow27 makes some pretty great content.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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