"I'm off Deering tonight"
by coldsunna August 17, 2008
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The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.
Is that Aaron along the side of the road? Man, he sure loves deering.
by Chilltownian June 27, 2013
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a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
by Nickaliszious January 1, 2009
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"The deer" represents a person that is being brutalized in either; verbal, sexual or physical form. Quite often Neuad has been known to be "the deer"

"The Deer" is always attacked by the Wolfpack
Before Ms.Evil knew it, the wolfpack had descended upon her. When they were done, she was clearly "The Deer"

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by Supremeone January 10, 2009
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It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
by Justin Willis May 9, 2005
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An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
by The cougs August 19, 2009
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a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)
Shut up you deer!
by Sexy nonce January 31, 2020
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