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Deering
The act of surprising cars in remote areas at dusk by standing along the side of the road, eyes wide, head out, using your hands to make antlers.
Deering by Chilltownian July 7, 2013
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Deering by President Brisbine July 23, 2021
Deering High School
A school in Portland, Maine mainly composed of your stereotypical cliques, and full of complete douchebags you will want to punch in the balls (you know who you are). Also spends 500 bucks a year on every other club while 20k a year on football. Bought us all laptops to use, which made us harder hit than the national debt, but who cares. Everyone abuses the privilege playing call of duty on them. Not all bad because some kids there sell good weed.
If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.
If you know this school, you're better off going to Casco Bay. But not Portland high, Portland high is crappier than Deering.
8th grader: yo man when we graduate lets go to deering high school together.
8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.
8th grader: sounds good.
8th grader2: fuck that, that place is for faggot assholes, lets go to casco bay.
8th grader: sounds good.
Deering High School by nooba-li-cious November 14, 2011
deering wheel
the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature
not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?
it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
deering wheel by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011
John Deering
The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"
Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"
Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"
Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
John Deering by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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