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Derpism
An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005
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deepism • Derpism • Deppism • Deekism • Deepimpactlover • Deepish • Deepisha • DeepistReality • Deepsmeg • ball deepish
Deppism
A word, quote, gesture, look, act, piece of clothing attributed to actor Johnny Depp that is considered "characteristic" or a trait of his.
Wearing hats of all kinds.
Smoking Bali Shag rolled in chocolate papers.
"Savvy"
Flipping off the paparrazzi.
Jeans with the knees ripped out.
Smoking Bali Shag rolled in chocolate papers.
"Savvy"
Flipping off the paparrazzi.
Jeans with the knees ripped out.
Deppism by Depply Involved November 23, 2004
Deepsmeg
A notorious member on a small game community forum, the game being Uplink. Reknowned for his spammy posting habits and inane sense of humour.
Deepsmeg by Philosophicles December 30, 2004
Deppism
the religion for those who praise actor johnny depp, sent by God to start a Revolution in the world of judging people for their place in society.
Not listed in any historical documents, though it was infact invented long before Johnny Depp's birth. Many people in the 1600s who were burned for witchcraft were followers of Deppism.
Not listed in any historical documents, though it was infact invented long before Johnny Depp's birth. Many people in the 1600s who were burned for witchcraft were followers of Deppism.
deppist-> Are you going to the Deppism rally tomorow??
Sucker-> I voted for Brad Pitt for sexiest man alive, wtf do yo think??
deppist-> *tisk* you failure.
Sucker-> I voted for Brad Pitt for sexiest man alive, wtf do yo think??
deppist-> *tisk* you failure.
Deppism by lIllY<3thehacker January 30, 2007
ball deepish
ball deepish by Mackintosh69 May 27, 2006
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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