deepism 

The study of conditions of thought, commonly associated with the names of people who felt like patenting their moodiness. Deepism is often displayed as random name-dropping in a futile attempt to make the "dropper" seem intellectual.

"Gary is always going on about nihilistic tendencies... he is so lost in deepism!"

deepism by Oren3223 September 15, 2007

Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Deppism 

A word, quote, gesture, look, act, piece of clothing attributed to actor Johnny Depp that is considered "characteristic" or a trait of his.

Wearing hats of all kinds.
Smoking Bali Shag rolled in chocolate papers.
"Savvy"
Flipping off the paparrazzi.
Jeans with the knees ripped out.

Deppism by Depply Involved November 23, 2004

Deepsmeg 

A notorious member on a small game community forum, the game being Uplink. Reknowned for his spammy posting habits and inane sense of humour.

You spammy b*st**d, Deepsmeg

Deepsmeg by Philosophicles December 30, 2004

Deppism 

the religion for those who praise actor johnny depp, sent by God to start a Revolution in the world of judging people for their place in society.
Not listed in any historical documents, though it was infact invented long before Johnny Depp's birth. Many people in the 1600s who were burned for witchcraft were followers of Deppism.

deppist-> Are you going to the Deppism rally tomorow??
Sucker-> I voted for Brad Pitt for sexiest man alive, wtf do yo think??
deppist-> *tisk* you failure.

Deppism by lIllY<3thehacker January 30, 2007

ball deepish 

To feel horny, or wanting some ball deep. Similar to peckish or sleepish

Jeez, i might go out chasing girls tonight cos i feel ball deepish

ball deepish by Mackintosh69 May 27, 2006

Deppism 

The censation of the celbrity Johnny Depp

Tryin to kiss him ect....

Deppism by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003