Deekism 

A joke/insult or statement that makes little or no sense to the current conversation, often completely out of context and can leave the listener confused or perplexed but usually in fits of laughter..

Person: "Deeks why are you always in the library.."
Deeks: "Sure maaaaaate i'll be there in 5 mins..."
Person: "What?"
Deeks: "haha..."
Person: "classic deekism"

Deekism by joshikins July 4, 2009

deekis 

Someone who is not quite a dork and not quite a geek, but somewhere in between, the worst of the three evils.

In his futile efforts of donkey role playing, Kevin surrendered to his inevitable deekis fate.

deekis by Mz. Priss September 24, 2007

deekis 

A cross between a geek, a dork, and a doofus.

Kevin felt he exercised poor judgment about his new eyeglass purchase, so he wrapped electric tape around them like a deekis.

deekis by Bertha. January 14, 2009

deepism 

The study of conditions of thought, commonly associated with the names of people who felt like patenting their moodiness. Deepism is often displayed as random name-dropping in a futile attempt to make the "dropper" seem intellectual.

"Gary is always going on about nihilistic tendencies... he is so lost in deepism!"

deepism by Oren3223 September 15, 2007

deskism 

The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against desks.

P1: aye bro are you deskist?
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: deskism, it means you hate desks
P2: huh???
P1: ok you're probably deskist

deskism by br3adm0ld August 20, 2021