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A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
deck ho by Capt BJ October 13, 2013
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deck a hoe 

To slap a mother fucker so hard they die
Im boutta deck a hoe
deck a hoe by decked a hoe December 16, 2017

Hog-Rider Cycle Deck 

A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.

The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).
Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower

hoes on deck 

Noun. Meaning to have a substantial amount of girls on the side or other girls on the side waiting for you as backup plans.
I don't know about you bro, but I got hoes on deck.
Amanda thinks she's my one and only, but I got hoes on deck cuz.
hoes on deck by SwagSwagWoo August 21, 2010

hollow deck 

When someone is taking a shit,and another person comes by , opens the door, and walks away. Nothing is said.
Bill: Dude remember when we hollow decked that bitch up at school.
Tom: Oh fuck yeah, what a view.
hollow deck by Matt.D. January 21, 2007

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa 

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

Deckhouse 

To completely and uderly destroy something without any intentions of respect or personal boundaries towards other members of the community.
Keir - "What happen'd to the kitchen?"

Matt - "DECKHOUSE!"
Deckhouse by Gerg-asauros-rex November 23, 2011