decimator 

a pornographic name for a penis, other names include, but are not limited to "rimsplitter, ramjam, buttripper, cornolio, rectum raider, best friend"

i have anal seepage, wow that boy is a decimator
i have a small tear in the flesh surrounding my anus, what a rimsplitter

decimator by missmuffet September 19, 2005

Thot Decimator 

An absolute Badass who can incinerate T H O T S within seconds. It takes years of training to be accepted by the gods.

Bro, Tucker is a Thot Decimator

Thot Decimator by DealingRocket76 March 14, 2018

Denominator Decimator 

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

Denominator Decimator by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Chilean rod decimator 

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

Chilean rod decimator by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025

interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

interior decorator by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Definator

A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator

Definator by Super Famicom July 30, 2004

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

painters and decorators by barncat July 7, 2006