decimator

a pornographic name for a penis, other names include, but are not limited to "rimsplitter, ramjam, buttripper, cornolio, rectum raider, best friend"

i have anal seepage, wow that boy is a decimator
i have a small tear in the flesh surrounding my anus, what a rimsplitter

by missmuffet September 19, 2005

Thot Decimator

An absolute Badass who can incinerate T H O T S within seconds. It takes years of training to be accepted by the gods.

Bro, Tucker is a Thot Decimator

by DealingRocket76 March 14, 2018

Denominator Decimator

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025

interior decorator

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

by imadegenerate June 11, 2021

Definator

A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator

by Super Famicom July 30, 2004

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

by barncat July 7, 2006