deamder 

A deamder is the type of person who breaks into houses late at night and switches their dining tables chairs with lawn chairs.

Honey come quick! Our kitchen was hit by a deamder! :(

deamder by curtis and wella December 12, 2008

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Deader than a doornail by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

DeAmber 

DeAmber is a beautiful attractive young lady with a wonderful personality and had confidence over the sun

that girl is bad just like DeAmber

DeAmber by DeeDee1736 September 19, 2018

deader 

To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)

I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.

deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes by ariklkira November 14, 2012

deamer 

A very large dime of that bag.(WEED)

I went around the corner and got me a deamer.

deamer by Domo' June 20, 2006