randy is on the computer in his room again.
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating
by candle in the wind October 28, 2010
Get the deadbeating mug.When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.
Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!
Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!
Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.
Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?
Obese Kid: Yeah....
Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.
Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!
by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012
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the act of beating someone to death
the title of one who professionally deathbeats would be a deathbeater.
the title of one who professionally deathbeats would be a deathbeater.
Person 1: Hey, when will Cassie be here?
Person 2: She won't be back until later, I heard she's out deathbeating.
Person 1: Oh, so she's a deathbeater.
Person 2: Yes, yes she is.
Person 2: She won't be back until later, I heard she's out deathbeating.
Person 1: Oh, so she's a deathbeater.
Person 2: Yes, yes she is.
by Allison Wonderland April 17, 2012
Get the Deathbeating mug.In adult arcades with glory holes, deadheading is the use of booths, either to give or receive sexual gratification, without paying for the videos.
by B. Boy June 14, 2007
Get the deadheading mug.Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.
An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -
"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"
*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*
"I had a good run."
"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"
*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*
"I had a good run."
by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020
Get the Diabeating mug.An instance in which to many people crowd around one blunt, joint, bowl or bong resulting in no one feeling the effects of the smoked substance.
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