deadbeating 

the act of masturbating while taking the free tour of a porn site without any intention of joining.

randy is on the computer in his room again.
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating

deadbeating by candle in the wind October 28, 2010

Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!

Diabeating your kids by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012

Deathbeating 

the act of beating someone to death
the title of one who professionally deathbeats would be a deathbeater.

Person 1: Hey, when will Cassie be here?
Person 2: She won't be back until later, I heard she's out deathbeating.
Person 1: Oh, so she's a deathbeater.
Person 2: Yes, yes she is.

Deathbeating by Allison Wonderland April 17, 2012

deadheading 

In adult arcades with glory holes, deadheading is the use of booths, either to give or receive sexual gratification, without paying for the videos.

I was getting a kick-ass blowjob when I ran out of cash. I got kicked out for deadheading.

deadheading by B. Boy June 14, 2007

Diabeating 

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

Diabeating by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020

Deadheading 

An instance in which to many people crowd around one blunt, joint, bowl or bong resulting in no one feeling the effects of the smoked substance.

Shit man, sorry but there's already three heads on our joint, I'm not deadheading this zigzag!

Deadheading by Donboogiequest August 10, 2016