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Dead Flower 

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
Dead Flower by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024

dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"
dead flower policy by Phylldoe November 10, 2020

dead flowers 

A song written by keith richards and mick jagger. its a song interpreted many ways, heroin is an undoubted theme. the song also touches on ageing, love, shame, loneliness, and remorse.
Jeff: Dude, rachel just keeps hurting me, i can't get out of this, i love her but she keeps me her dirty little secret and uses me as an emotional punching bag.

Drew: Well, lets shoot some dope and put on 'dead flowers'

Jeff: She may as well just send me some. Lord knows i'll put roses on her grave.
dead flowers by a setting sun August 10, 2010

Dead Flowers 

Dead flowers is a song by the Rolling Stones which in this case is defined as heroin.
Send me dead flowers every morning (phrase from the song)
Dead Flowers by Sir Coley September 17, 2008

Dead puppies and wilted flowers 

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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