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Day of Rest 

Following a big working week, Sunday must be the day of rest. I don't care who's birthday it is, or where you are going for a casual drink, I am not getting off the couch. I have bloody work tomorrow after all!
Jmac! Ryan! I don't bloody care where you are going for a drink, it's the bloody day of rest and I am eating Nandos and watching Most Haunted all day.
Day of Rest by Sticksy7 November 28, 2011
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take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)
"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

Have a Nice Rest of Your Day 

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026