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Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.
Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

I blame David Day 

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.
Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!
I blame David Day by tazzibear October 19, 2011

International Michael James David Day 

Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
Let’s celebrate international Michael James David Day!

international molly and david day 

a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness
“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”

National David Tennant day 

13.8. is a national David Tennant day, remind a friend that today is a national David Tennant day with a silly picture of David Tennant
"Oh, I almost forgot today is a national David Tennant day!"
"Oh no how could you?!"

Davids Day

Deekizzyk gets it all every Friday you free it up for him when he asks with no questions asked he's in control
Whatever he wants he gets your not allowed to say no to him
to act like a slut for him on his day
or Just treating him like a king from the comfort of his own home
Deekizzy: Bring it here
Person: Ok ima free it up
Deekizzy: Good girl you get a free gift of whatever you want now press to redeem

Only on Davids Day
Davids Day by Deekizzyk March 13, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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