davenportal

The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.

The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...

by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

davenport

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch

Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.

by maggio January 17, 2006

Davenport, IA

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.

Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”

by IowaExpert October 29, 2018

davenport desk

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over

Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?

by TickldLurker January 31, 2015

Davenport central high school

A school in which better people go to seek better education and technology. Basically Harvard compared to West high school.

Hey man what school do you go to?
Davenport central high school
Cool beans

by Thatonedudegreg September 15, 2018

Promiscuous Davenport

Means sexy couch

I am going to sit on the promiscuous davenport come and join me

by marshallsar May 28, 2013