4 definitions by We5ticle5

A woman who lacks originality in bed, missionary position only. moves like a robot
Dude, I banged the bartender last night.... She was horrible... Total fuckubot
by We5ticle5 December 4, 2015
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The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 8, 2021
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The act of skydiving from at least 10,000 feet into a McDonald’s employee’s rectum, then pulling the parachute covering both of you. Skill level 5.
The parts managers mean of suicide was by Davenportal. Really made a mess

The last time someone pulled off a Davenportal was in the early 80’s when they saw the first episode of Rosanne...
by We5ticle5 January 8, 2021
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The act of putting a trinket or object on the end of your dick, and raming it up a girls ass, a really fucked up version of geocash
Bro, i treasurepole ‘d your sister . That’s what happens when you leave your keys at my house... you should get them back in a day or two... add dairy to expedite delivery...
by We5ticle5 November 12, 2017
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