Joe: (His 1st day) Hey
dude how come Darwazeh is lecturing on the bombing of Pearl Harbor? Is this going to be on the test?
Jack: (waking up) Wha? Oh yeah he does that...it won't be on the test so don't worry.
Joe: So aren't we supposed to learn Newton's Laws or something?
Jack: Maybe. This isn't physics like it says on you transcript, it's DARWAZICS.