darmanitan

Literally the best Pokémon to ever exist, ever. This thing could sneeze and wipe out an entire team of 6 without so much as flinching.

Is that a Darmanitan? Oh, well, I lose the game now.

by Darmie June 27, 2017

Dartanian

Very outgoing, smart and honest. Dartanian is always there to help others.

Dartanian is amazing.

by Peace and love December 18, 2016

Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019

dartanian

verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.

"he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance."

"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."

by not dartanian July 12, 2009

Jacob darmanin

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

by Djx d October 19, 2019