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darkcomet 

A Remote Administration Tool used for trolling. Often times ends with your PC turning into an unusable brick.
My idiot cousin downloaded a DarkComet RAT on his computer. Now his PC won't start.
darkcomet by ouwowo February 15, 2022
Words you can keep
a particulatly dark thread of the traditional hardcore type of music. often incorporates aspects of industrial techno gabba pop.
whoah, its hectic in here, this music is fuckin darkcore.

darkcore tunes have proper standards

roofing it ina darkcore styleness
darkcore by I_Am_A_Banana February 6, 2004

Dankometer 

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
Dankometer by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

darkomen 

A whore on various message boards and FFXI
Darkomen is a very big whore
darkomen by I have no name July 17, 2004
An aesthetic that embraces darkness—not as evil, but as depth, mystery, and comfort. Darkcore uses shadows, deep blacks, moody lighting, and themes of introspection, melancholy, and the beauty of things hidden. It’s the aesthetic of late nights, city lights reflected in rain, forests at dusk, and the quiet of empty rooms. Unlike Voidcore’s cosmic emptiness, Darkcore is more terrestrial: the darkness we walk through, the shadows we live with, the comfort of being unseen. Colors are deep blues, purples, blacks, with occasional sharp lights cutting through.
Example: "Her photos were all low light, high contrast—street lamps in fog, silhouettes against windows, shadows that swallowed detail—Darkcore, finding beauty in what’s half‑seen."
Darkcore by Abzugal March 30, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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