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darget by Dangnambit November 22, 2020
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dalgetty
The art of spilling a beverage, such as coffee, over sensitive electronics (computer and it's peripherals, phones, etc).
The Dalgetty score is on scale 0-100 where 100 is the true Dalgetty (0 is basically a wussy spilling water on a table). The score goes up with the type of beverage (attention to temperature, density, stickiness, how easy it is to clean up), monetary value of the equipment, state of hardware (best if ruined beyond repair), and age of the damaged property (best if spoilage occurs during unboxing). Other factors may influence the score as well, such as accidents that happen during an important meeting, or severity of consequences.
The Dalgetty score is on scale 0-100 where 100 is the true Dalgetty (0 is basically a wussy spilling water on a table). The score goes up with the type of beverage (attention to temperature, density, stickiness, how easy it is to clean up), monetary value of the equipment, state of hardware (best if ruined beyond repair), and age of the damaged property (best if spoilage occurs during unboxing). Other factors may influence the score as well, such as accidents that happen during an important meeting, or severity of consequences.
John spills coffee over a computer, making it good for trash only.
Jane says: "Congrats, you pulled a Dalgetty."
Jane says: "Congrats, you pulled a Dalgetty."
dalgetty by Gervasius De Statuis November 24, 2014
darmetko
darmetko by trackerIII July 19, 2011
nat darge
bitch nigga, who has a small dick
and is a gay faggot and only cares about is his punk ass
and his favorite hobbie is playing naked water polo and is loves to date black girls, TEAM DARK SKIN!!!! and loves sucking dick especially other ethiopeans with big fore heads and messed up hair lines ...
wheres the same shit every day
and thinks he can play ball but he cant and got his ankle broken by simon berhane kalid tesfaye etc many times.....
and is a broke as nigga
and is a gay faggot and only cares about is his punk ass
and his favorite hobbie is playing naked water polo and is loves to date black girls, TEAM DARK SKIN!!!! and loves sucking dick especially other ethiopeans with big fore heads and messed up hair lines ...
wheres the same shit every day
and thinks he can play ball but he cant and got his ankle broken by simon berhane kalid tesfaye etc many times.....
and is a broke as nigga
nat darge by nat darge! December 11, 2013
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