Dankus

weed that is of best quality that will make you super stoned.

This weed is dankus!
I know bro I couldn't stand!

by NickyP97 May 24, 2010

Dankus Memus

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.

Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.

by Ploooterman November 27, 2016

dankus memeitus

A special illness caused by extreme exposure to dank memes.

I have a terminal illness of dankus memeitus.

by Mass murderer 666 March 23, 2017

dankus memus

When you're the lord of the memes or use memes a lot you name yourself Dankus Memus.

I AM DANKUS MEMUS LORD OF MEMES!

by The Meme Lord Of All Memes August 11, 2016

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

dankus memeus

A rich old man that is turning in to a dank meme.

Me: Hey is that dankus memeus?
A random guy: Yes it is.

by Joakurr May 6, 2016

Sweet and Sour Dankus

The ideal flavor of dankus. Often causes cottonmouth, blood-shot eyes, and extreme hunger pangs. See definition of Dankus

"Yo, did you hear Jason had some Sweet and Sour Dankus at that party last night? I wish I woulda been there man!"

by Room 222 September 18, 2012