The act of masturbation while simultaneously defocating then calling attention to ones self, with the aim being to finish both activities before being caught.See Dangerwank. The word Dangershank is adapted from dangerwank, but with the words Shit and Wank being combined to create the shank.
"The Dangershank i had last night was joke, barely got my kegs up when my mum came in"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.