Danger-swank 

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

Danger-swank by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009

dangerwank 

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.

<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>

dangerwank by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

beef shank dangler 

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

beef shank dangler by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007

Dangerwank 

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

shank dangler 

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

shank dangler by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012

dangershank 

The act of masturbation while simultaneously defocating then calling attention to ones self, with the aim being to finish both activities before being caught.See Dangerwank. The word Dangershank is adapted from dangerwank, but with the words Shit and Wank being combined to create the shank.

"The Dangershank i had last night was joke, barely got my kegs up when my mum came in"

dangershank by Bentley July 16, 2008

dangerwank 

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007

person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it

dangerwank by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009