dandy johnson 

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".

"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"

dandy johnson by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Danny Johnson 

SOO (Son Of Oleum)

A very keen Commodo from 54!

Loves Wets Boats in the garden and google earth

Danny johnson loves the wets boats

Danny Johnson by keebs001 April 14, 2011

Daddy Johnson 

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.

Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all

Daddy Johnson by DuckPancake May 6, 2020

Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face 

A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.

A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.

Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021

danny johnstone 

mean ass person who breaks a girls heart

danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him

danny johnstone by sally 0998 May 30, 2011