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napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.
"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."

butt dandruff 

Is when toilet paper pieces get stuck on the rim of your Balloon Knot.
I bought some toilet paper at the Dollar Store and I ended up with that butt dandruff yo!
butt dandruff by Batman307 August 11, 2015

Milk Dandruff 

milk dan·druff
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun

crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
Scott: "Ugh! this huge flake of milk dandruff fell in my Apple Jerks this morning! I swear it was the size of my thumbnail."
Milk Dandruff by NickJE December 5, 2010

Ass dandruff 

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
Ass dandruff by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014
The result of dead skin cells being shed from the scalp. In most cultures dandruff is considered aesthetically displeasing.
Dandruff makes your head look like its snowing.
Dandruff by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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