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dammit carl! 

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"
dammit carl! by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006
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dammit carl! 

words expressing anger or frustration or annoyance or just something really fun to say.

Created/inspired by the movie "the exorcist" where that carl guy always shows up when somethings goin wrong.
I didn't do my homework! DAMMIT CARL!
dammit carl! by katy-with-a-y September 23, 2004

Dammit Carl

When a girl won’t ask your friend to a Sadies Dance
Me: Have you asked Bradon to the Sadies dance yet
Carlie: No not yet
Me: Dammit Carl
Dammit Carl by Dean Gulbarry February 15, 2019

DAMNIT ITS CARL 

Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.
Damnit its Carl thought he was a great guy but he was really a mean cocksucker with a gay lover.
DAMNIT ITS CARL by Lick Me July 22, 2004
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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