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Datassium 

The craving to see, touch and play with asses so much it becomes a necessity to your very well being and health. A daily serving of ass is required to remedy this.
My multivitamin doesn't give me any of my daily serving of required datassium. Better look up some porn before I keel over.
Datassium by FutileFun February 1, 2012
Related Words
Damass Damassery damassio datass Damascus dumass dadass damaso Domass Domassi

dramasshole

Gosh, could you stop being such a dramasshole?
dramasshole by Gurlplease15 October 11, 2015
Someone who is so utterly dumb, they can't even spell "dumbass" properly.
I read a post on a forum board where this dummy misspelled the word "dumbass", spelling it as "dambass" instead!
dambass by BrainOffense November 29, 2009
The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.
OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

damascusization 

The burning incineration process of one person who's standing 10km from a nuclear detonation blast. The air is so hot that everything catches on fire.

The end result is a crispy burnt body that looks like burnt meat puppets that have been damascusized.
"I had sex with my gf while she was getting the damascusization treatment."

Dude 1: "bro I hate your life and family like, I want to see them get demascusized like Sarah Connor in terminator 2."

Dude 2: "Fuck you, for wanting to see that shit, I put ur sister in the damascusization station"

"I busted nuts to the damascusized screams of Sarah Connor and watching everything she know and loves get damascusizationalised."
damascusization by Klatod June 28, 2019

That's what Damascus 

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'
A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.