The fear when people genuinely like you and you can’t fathom why.
Wondering if they have you confused for someone you believe they deserve, someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself.

When you look into my eyes, I’m struck by dolonia, and I’m sure you’ll leave me soon

dolonia by briannahatesbrennan January 24, 2022

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Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster

His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism

Damonism by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019

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Dalonda

an absolutely amazing, incredibly sexy, unbelievably gorgeous, and on top of that a good kisser. A pretty girl that is a great friend even though all the guys love her. Also, she is really sweet and nice when most people think she would be a snobby person

Wifey!

Omg, Dalonda is the best person to marry!

Dalonda by susie101 February 4, 2010

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Dalon

Dalon is the whitest black man you'll ever meet is beast at all sports get all the ladies and gets angry sometimes but is a nice man never doubt him

Dalon stole my girlfriend dang it!

Dalon by Lilmanning11 July 29, 2016

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