Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.

As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.

Daiquiri Dick by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010

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daiquiri

marvellous cocktail which probably accounts for a majority of primary delicious and majestic headaches.

u should visit the webster hall for the best daiquiri money can buy in NYC

daiquiri by berryinaspin September 15, 2008

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Daiquiri

A sweet cocktail drink made with rum and lime juice. Originally from Cuba, the drink can be served as a liquid or with a crushed ice in a slushie-like consistency.

That strawberry daiquiri was the shit!

Daiquiri by Art D. June 27, 2006

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daiquiri factory

Any creepy and sleazy establishment that thinks rape culture and rape jokes are hilarious and justifies this stance with poorly thought out arguments and ignoring complaints

Person one: Hey want to check out the new bar that opened up?
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.

daiquiri factory by Choconaumi February 4, 2014

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