A sweet cocktail drink made with rum and lime juice. Originally from Cuba, the drink can be served as a liquid or with a crushed ice in a slushie-like consistency.
The greatist Canadain Band ever, members frequented The Tom Green show, and co-host of the show glen humplik was a former member. The band currently has 2 fulltime mebmers Liegh Newton and Mike Hickey. They tour whenever they can, frequently with tub ring.
Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.
As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.
Any creepy and sleazy establishment that thinks rape culture and rape jokes are hilarious and justifies this stance with poorly thought out arguments and ignoring complaints
Person one: Hey want to check out the new bar that opened up?
Person 2: No thanks. I heard that place is a total daiquiri factory. One of my friend's went and said the bartender laughed when a guy pretended to add GHB to her drink. GROSS.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*