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Daily dick december 

Must give your girl dick every day in december
Girl, are you celebrating daily dick december
Daily dick december by KathrynMack November 11, 2018

Dairy Dick 

When you're blue balling for a month at least, and you or someone jerks you off and blows a gallon ln their face.
I asked Jessica to help me out with my dairy dick it was spectacular when I busted on her face.
Dairy Dick by komakozykid March 27, 2015

Daisy Dick 

A HUG! you perverts..
(Or used as a code word near youngings)
Me and Mike Daisy Dicked
LETS DAISY DICK
I'm so sad, I wish some one would daisy sick me..
Daisy Dick by tre_cool_234 April 9, 2010

daily dickage 

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week
Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).
daily dickage by OGmud June 23, 2015

dick doily 

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.
John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.
dick doily by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017