Driftrat81's definitions

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.

Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.

by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017