Definitions by Driftrat81
dick doily
A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.
John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.
dick doily by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017
mexican seven up
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
mexican seven up by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017