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dade county 

More than a place, it's also a state of mind.

Can also be used to refer to rude and incompetent government services, as well as shady work culture and business dealings.
"The garbage man didn't come for the second day in a row. That's Dade County for ya!"

"Miladys won't do anything for you unless you're a member of her Cuban clique. That's Dade County!"
dade county by florida_swag December 30, 2013

Dade County Search Warrant 

A powerful kick to the chest wherein the recipient of the kick is floored much like the front door of a drug house in South Beach.
Did you see that World Cup final? Nigel de Jong issued a Dade County Search Warrant right to Alonso's chest!

Miami-Dade County 

See Dade County

Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.

Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.

Miami-Dade County currently has 35 incorporated cities, towns, and villages.

1. City of Miami Gardens
2. City of Aventura
3. Town of Golden Beach
4. City of Sunny Isles Beach
5. City of North Miami Beach
6. City of North Miami
7. Village of Bal Harbour
8. Town of Bay Harbor Islands
9. Village of Indian Creek
10. Town of Surfside
11. Village of Biscayne Park
12. Village of Miami Shores
13. Village of El Portal
14. Village of North Bay Village
15. City of Opa-locka
16. Town of Miami Lakes
17. City of Hialeah
18. City of Hialeah Gardens
19. Town of Medley
20. City of Doral
21. City of Miami Springs
22. Village of Virginia Gardens
23. City of Sweetwater
24. City of Miami
25. City of Miami Beach
26. Village of Key Biscayne
27. City of West Miami
28. City of Coral Gables
29. City of South Miami
30. Village of Pinecrest
31. Village of Palmetto Bay
32. City of Cutler Bay
33. City of Homestead
34. City of Florida City
35. City of Islandia
Bitch, I'm from Dade County!

Quit frontin' like you from Miami-Dade County.
Miami-Dade County by AC October 29, 2006

Miami-Dade County 

See Dade County

Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.

Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.
Born and raised in the County of Dade...

Miami-Dade County boys stand up...
Miami-Dade County by AC May 17, 2006

Miami-Dade County 

The most populated county and most southern county in the state of Florida. Miami-Dade is made up of the city of Miami, Miami's suburbs, and other cities/towns. Miami the city only has around 400,000 people which makes it the 43 largest city in the U.S but its metro area has around 5 million which makes it the 7th largest metro area in the country. Miami-Dade is usually just called Miami because there a lot of areas whith the word Miami in it, (North Miami, South Miami heights, North Miami Beach, West Miami, Miami Lakes, Miami Shores, Miami Beach etc.) Miami-Dade is around 65% Hispanic with a heavy Cuban influence. It is also home to many African Americans and has whites and asians. Miami-Dade is known for its touristy areas like South Beach but it has a lot of ghettos, Opa Locka, South-Miami Heights, Miami Gardens, Liberty City, Florida City, etc. University of Miami is located in Coral Gables despite popular belif that it is located in the city of Miami. Overall Miami-Dade is cool county with beautiful beaches, many spanish speakers, rich areas, and terrible ghettos. Miami-Dade is home to South Beach, University of Miami, Flo Rida, Pitbull, Trina, and many other rappers.
Miami-Dade County is the hottest county
Miami-Dade County by Jersey Kid June 14, 2008

dadecounty kid 

Children who act like wannabe gangsters in Miami-Dade county
*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*

Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit
dadecounty kid by xdJordxn August 14, 2021
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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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