dad back 

Alternate definition for hunching your back. The act of leaning forward creating poor posture, or doing anything dad related that would make the spine curl.

Hey Mike, stand up straight, you got that dad back.

dad back by larylobster September 2, 2019

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

is my dad back from the grocery store by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? 

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk 

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk by Urmommia June 29, 2023

your dad never came back with the milk 

Something that means your dad left you and your family to start a new one.

"OMG! Your dad never came back with the milk?"

your dad never came back with the milk by sturniolotripletsslay February 28, 2023

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back 

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........

Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back 

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022