Definitions by larylobster
dad back
Alternate definition for hunching your back. The act of leaning forward creating poor posture, or doing anything dad related that would make the spine curl.
dad back by larylobster September 2, 2019
Phone eats first
When dinner arrived at the table, Alex proceeded to eat his meal. Ryan quickly reminded him, phone eats first.
Phone eats first by larylobster July 5, 2019