Alternate definition for hunching your back. The act of leaning forward creating poor posture, or doing anything dad related that would make the spine curl.
by larylobster September 2, 2019
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot November 1, 2022
The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜°ðŸ˜ðŸ˜“😩😫🤤ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜°ðŸ˜ðŸ˜“😩😫🤤ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by Urmommia June 29, 2023