dact
I got totally dacted over by my boss. My woman and I dact behind the bar during the party. Sally is dacting hot. Oh, dact me!
dact by The Dacting inventor May 6, 2007
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double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower
Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.
The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower by noey November 29, 2013
Skeeter Dactyl
A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class
Skeeter Dactyl by FireGenesis November 1, 2018
Dactyl Backjack
Performing the ol' reach around on yourself, an advanced masturbation technique. Word origins can be traced to dudefuckinghellyeah (DFHY) at burning man 2009.
The stranger is getting old, I think today I'll change things up and pull a dactyl backjack when I'm wanking.
Dactyl Backjack by 1009 September 19, 2009
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Blumper-Decker-Dactyl
The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)
Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!
Blumper-Decker-Dactyl by CPSC October 4, 2010
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