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Diabetus  

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus
Diabetus by Tdap October 9, 2008

diabetus 

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.
Stupid old people make up stupid words.
diabetus by crank May 4, 2005

lol diabetus

A way of expressing humour while at the same time making fun of Wilford Brimley, the old guy from the liberty mutual commercials who pronounces diabetes wrong.
*someone trips and falls* "lol diabetus!"
lol diabetus by Batryan! April 30, 2009

Diabetus Water 

What southerners routinely refer to as sweet tea.
Rodney took a big swing of diabetus water while driving his truck.

yeetis diabetus 

yeetis diabetus is a rare desease that makes you die
Uh Oh me has yeetis diabetus DIES'

Dametus long 

Da meat is long.
If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”
Dametus long by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021
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