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I'm just tryin to see dem titties on da book.

Muhfuckas dat act hard on da book gonna catch smoke.

da book by Blaq Gold January 11, 2018

On Da Book 

a prepositional phrase used to describe time spent on Facebook. Used to replace saying "on Facebook", often said after making a stalkerish reference to something seen on Facebook.

"I was lurkin' on da book last night and found a picture of my ex making out with a fish."

Girl 1: I wonder if that guy from Chem is available...
Girl 2: He is. He just broke up with Sherry who is in nursing school.
Girl 1: How do you know that...?
Girl 2: What? It was on da book.

On Da Book by lurkin n' bookin' March 18, 2009

Da Jesus Book 

A Pidgin English version of the New Testament, written for those whose native (Or most understood, at least) tongue is Pidgin English.

The Lord's prayer as recorded in Da Jesus Book:
God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!

Da Jesus Book by capitan October 12, 2004

Da Jesus Book 

it the holy bible.The sacred book.

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.

Da Jesus Book by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005

off da books

to make money illegally, such as not reporting it in your income taxes. i.e., drug money, gambling, etc.

"gettin mad money off da books this year"

off da books by thomas February 9, 2004

that ride is off da books 

A vehicle that is completely "decked out" as far as engine, audio system and anything else found inside a vehicle.

The judge at the car show said "that ride is off da books!"

that ride is off da books by Element Master October 17, 2009

Dabooki 

A person who fails at something.
Short: Dabook.

"I didn't understand her joke."
"You're a dabooki!"
"You're so dabook."
"Theres a wild dabook on the loose so the whole school is on lockdown."

Dabooki by Gc_96 September 17, 2014